I thought I had a/
worthless job ’til I met a/
guy who swept a lot.
OR
I thought I had a/
meaningless job ’til I met/
a guy who swept lots.
Tag Archives: Kuhns
Learning How To Do It: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
Just because you don’t/
know how doesn’t mean you can’t/
learn how to do it.
Missing The Energy Source: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
It’s said that if you/
take a plant from its source of/
energy, it dies.
Harley Butt Crack Lament: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Visible butt cracks/
on plumbers or Hog riders /
are not attractive.
Utah Zombie Apocalypse Billboards: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Why does Utah have/
more zombie apocalypse/
billboards than elsewhere?
No Room For Doubt: Romantic IMprov Haiku
She won’t believe ’til/
I wrap her up so much there’s/
no other options.
Why I Quit Wearing Speedos: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
I ditched my Speedo/
when they okayed harpooning/
whales in Washington.
A Strange Source For Stay Creative: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
“Stay Creative” is/
a great admonition … but/
from Holiday Inn?!?
How Much Is Much? Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
When I don’t hear from/
you much, it reminds me of/
how much I miss you.
Everything I Do I’m Certain: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku And Limerick
Each weird thing I do,/
ev’ry strange event, I’m sure/
you’ll always like them.
PLUS
I can’t help but think about you
with almost every weird thing I do.
You may pretend not to care
or even want to be there,
but I dig how your enthusiasm’s true.