She was the mother/
of my Muse, but I’ve been the/
father of nothing.
Tag Archives: Kuhns
How’s That Beam In Your Eye? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Living in Utah/
means everyone asks: “Where is/
your white shirt and tie?”
Feeling Bad At Dinner Time: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament
Am I the only/
man who drowns his sorrows in/
root beer and cheddar?
Hiding From Thumbnail Moons
When you eat dinner/
hiding from thumbnail moons, you/
know that* it still hurts.
OR
*feel how
What To Do When Live’s Short: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
Stand up. Be a man./
Forgive siblings and friends who/
hurt you. Life’s too short.
Dealing With Turmoil: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
With all the turmoil/
in my life, I won’t clear my/
head. I’ll deal with it.
OR
With all the turmoil/
in life, I won’t clear my head.
I’ll just deal with it.
It’s HopeFUL Romantic Inspiration: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Haiku
She and her husband/
provide me inspiration:/
True love’s possible.
Platonic Little Red-Haired Girl Dreams: Romantic IMprov Haiku
If I dream of her,/
how awesome she is, can I/
stay out of trouble?
OR
If I dream of her,/
and how awesome she is, will/
I get in trouble?
Are You Sleeping? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
“Are you still sleeping?”/
my Mom called to me. Alas:/
“I’m not anymore!”
I Cried At Her Compliment: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
She said seeing me/
with butterflies and mountains/
recalled Patch Adams.