Far Away Cheese: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Somewhere deep within/
the Dairy State, fresh brick* cheese /
was made just for her.
OR
*string
*sharp

The Hammock By The Lake: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

The wind blowing, birds
chirping, leaves rustling and waves/
lapping make me sleep.

Dappled lake water/
shines like a thousand diamonds/
and begs* me to sail.
OR
*tells

Even in distant/
farmers’ markets, gnomes and elves/
remind me of her.

Here in PackerLand,/
even wild flowers and farm/
fields are green and gold.

When you drive stupid,/
but are a Pack shareholder,/
Green Bay cops are nice.

Of all the Diems/
that I have ever Carpe’d,/
Lambeau could be great.

She didn’t want to/
help guide me home. No matter:/
The full moon shone bright.

If she were driving/
late and needed me to keep/
her awake, I would.

It’s not that I had/
nothing to say. I just had/
no time to say it.