Don't Give Me Power: Revolutionary Rhyming IMproVerse Haiku

If I ruin your/
day by what I say, you give/
me too much power.

Unstick Yourself: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

Being stuck is not/
where your body lives. It is/
*where your head is at.
OR
Where’s your head and heart?
OR
Being stuck has zilch/
to do with where your body/
is. Where is your head.?

Homesick For Rain: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

She’s so homesick that/
I thought I’d write and tell her/
how hard it’s raining.

My Daughter's Last Meal: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I never worried/
that french fries at Red Robin/
would be her last meal.

Who's Abandoned? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

While she is feeling/
abandoned, her parents are/
with her. So she’s not.
AND
Although she feels she’s/
abandoned, her parents are/
there. That’s what we do