If fines are imposed/
for uncovered loads, must I/
raise up my ragtop?
Tag Archives: Kuhns
Fighting Demons And Battles: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
Isn’t it awesome/
that we’re given battles to/
fight to make us strong?
Useless Empty Napkin, Unless: Revolutionary Napkin Haiku
An empty napkin/
is useless, unless it can/
collect snot* or words.
OR
*junk
She Finally Ate The Big Apple Without Me: Revolutionary Napkin Poem Lament
She and her mom
(who I’d tried for forever
to get to Manhattan)
called me
from Katz’s deli,
ordering pastrami
on rye,
and,
what?!?
They’d gone to Central Park,
she, daughter,
New York experienced,
leading;
former wife,
naive,
in the giant green.
“What park is this?”
she’d asked.
And when my daughter answered:
“Central Park!”,
she said:
“I don’t know what I’m feeling right now!”
I told you!
I told her!
Gosh darn it all to heck!
Why wouldn’t she go
with ME?!?
Do You Have A Bike Path And A Red Chair? Revolutionary Blogging Free Verse Poem
The storm is coming./
It’s in the air./
You can feel it
gathering strength.
Friends, relations,
loved ones
are already being
blown away.
Church vaults open.
Worried, wondering,
hopeful,
folks peer inside.
They see the dirt,
the cobwebs,
smell the dank,
the dust,
the mold
the hidden,
the historical documents
they feared
all along.
And they wail
and rail.
“WHAT!?!!
Nobody told us!
We were LIED TO!
We were deceived!”
Were we?
Would they tell
their 9-year-olds
about 50 shades?
Would they expose them
to everything?
Or would they protect them
and show them
the good?
Let them feel
the joy?
I have no problem
with that,
with being protected.
I have no problem
with historical documents.
I never feared them,
though I knew they were there.
Why not?
Because I have
a bike path
and a red chair.
Each time
I drive my children,
my family,
my friends,
past a sloping path
for bikes
and pedestrians
that lead
from learning
to home,
I point out the spot
on the path.
It once overlooked
a baseball diamond,
red dirt infield,
green grass outfield.
Close to the tunnel,
it now gazes
into classrooms
and offices.
But the path
is still there.
“There”, I say confidently,
“is where it happened.”
“There is where
I learned
more than any degree
could give.”
“There,
on the side of the bike path,
knowledge streaming,
tears streaming,
is where
I learned,
and knew
what is true.”
“God lives.
Jesus lives.
He died for me.
He loves me.
The Book of Mormon
is the Word of God.”
I believed it,
but I needed to know it.
And I now point
to the bike path.
“Yeah, Dad/Dave,
we KNOW!
You tell us
every time
we drive by,”
they say.
At least they know
that once I doubted.
Once I questioned.
But then I asked.
And now they know
that I know
what I know.
The red chair?
It’s probably long gone.
The apartment
above the Friseur
where two young servants
shared
a bathroom
with liquid-defecating
winos
is probably
someone else’s.
It was there,
in the red, overstuffed
chair,
I read,
I wondered,
I questioned,
I asked.
It was there,
leaning back,
thinking,
that I learned
more that I needed
to know.
The Boy Prophet
was and is
inspired,
a prophet,
like Paul,
like Peter,
like Moses,
like Adam.
God’s servant.
I didn’t know
before that.
Although the bike path
showed me truth,
I didn’t get all of it
then.
The red chair
gave me more.
Only a few
(like you)
now know
what I now know.
Ich weiss.
I’ve had more
insight
since.
Even when not
in the flock,
I learned
“Tommy True Tone”.
But the bike path
and the red chair
built
and are
my foundations.
How did
that happen?
God promises.
I believe.
Each time,
I asked.
“Ask!” He says.
So I did.
And do.
And He answered
and answers.
Now the dank,
putrid
air
flows out,
and past misdeeds
of venerated,
honored
others
come to full light.
They blind some.
People hide,
or cry,
or anger,
and get confused.
They leave.
“We were deceived!”
“We were lied to!”
They cry again
and again.
Where will they go?
I wonder.
Didn’t they know
this was coming?
From Oz,
and from the Internet,
and from billboards
along I-15,
I heard these voices
long ago.
Even before then,
“Know the Truth!” pamphlets
were passed out.
Truth,
slanted,
was there.
There is truth
in exposure.
Some of it
IS disturbing.
Some of it
IS surprising.
Some of it
IS disgusting.
Some of it
IS shocking.
I stay.
Why would I leave?
Where would I go?
It doesn’t matter
Moses killed.
It doesn’t matter
Peter ear’d.
It doesn’t matter
Joseph dug for gold,
and had hormones
and made mistakes,
and adapted his story
to his audience,
and used
when advised not to.
Folly.
It doesn’t matter
if there were Mountain Meadows
flowing red.
It doesn’t matter
if God’s servants
hid full truth
to protect me
and us.
I know:
It’s simplistic.
I know:
It’s easy.
I know:
It’s not complicated.
None of that matters
to me.
I asked.
Then I have walked
on a bike path,
and I have sat
in a red chair.
I know.
But It IS Free! Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming Poem
It saddens me/
greatly/
that folks can’t see/
this mystery: /
Traveling is free.
Come with me.
How Am I Entwined: Romantic IMprov Haiku
How am I? Longing/
for her silky long limbs to/
entwine around me?
Having Nightmares Dreaming Of Her: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Haiku
It is only a/
nightmare when I awaken/
and find she’s* not there.
OR
*to find her not there.
Open Mouth, Insert Foot: Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming Haiku
I have learned I should/
always purchase my footwear/
based on how they taste.