Go To Hell Church Alternative

My neighbor told me

to go to hell. I think I’ll

go to church instead

Drowning Relationships: Romantic Blogging Haiku Lament

He’d seen it often./
She, interested, bantered./
He fell overboard.

Why so quickly raise/
red flags before finding out/
what is really true?

Please don’t judge me for/
wearing my Cheesehead hat. I/
went to church early.

One goes to worship/
at the Temple. One sleeps with/
others. Such a choice!

I get that she wants/
me to become worthy. Then/
one of us will be.

Living in Utah/
means everyone asks: “Where is/
your white shirt and tie?”

I think I want a/
girl who won’t change my clothes, my/
jokes, my joy-core me.

It’s ironic how,/

in the Great Basin, Christ’s church/

is full of judging.

Why do I become/
critical when working with/
good people who try?