The very evil/
I talked about not being,/
I now have become.
OR
The very evil/
I talked about not liking,/
I now have embraced.
Tag Archives: ImproVerse haiku
Good Days, Bad Days, Mediocre Days — Who Cares? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I want to share my/
“good days” with her. Instead, all/
my days are hidden.
Rejected Offering: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament
I get how it feels/
to not want somebody to/
sacrifice for you.
Or
I get how it feels /
to have someone not accept/
your kindness off’ring.
Thanks For Caring, But … Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
If I want women/
who are overbearing, I’ll/
stay with my mother.
Speak The Truth: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I’ve discovered that/
“I’ll call you tomorrow” is/
Mormon-speak: “No, Thanks!”
OR
I’ve learned that “I’ll call/
you later!” is Mormon-speak/
for “Thanks, but no thanks!”
Hard To Judge: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I wonder how she’d/
respond if the slipper were/
on the other foot.
Who Is Worthy? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I get that she wants/
me to become worthy. Then/
one of us will be.
How Sick Is He? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
He knew how ill he/
was when he knew that if she/
said “Yes!”, he wouldn’t.*
OR
*he couldn’t.
Ragtop Versus Ragtop Rage: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Rant
You should have your top/
down and your small child in the/
back seat of your car!
Making Time: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
We, at last, are in/
the same time zone. Will we make/
time for each other?