Dam Burst: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

She was proud that she/
had played a large part in the/
dam bursting open.

Food Storage: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

Thinking she’d return
for cobbler, I froze peaches/
last year. She didn’t.
OR

Thinking she’d return/
for cobbler, last year I froze/
peaches. She didn’t.

Will there ever be/
a time when Jackie Chan stops/
doing his own stunts?

Who knew the joy that/
finishing an overdue/
expense sheet could bring!?!

Just when I thought life/
was falling apart I found,/
again, the white plume.

Yes! It was YOU I/
bought the cheese for! And now you/
won’t even see me!

He uses me to/
help others travel good paths,/
even when I’m bad.

The very evil/
I talked about not being,/
I now have become.
OR

The very evil/
I talked about not liking,/
I now have embraced.

I want to share my/
“good days” with her. Instead, all/
my days are hidden.

I get how it feels/
to not want somebody to/
sacrifice for you.
Or
I get how it feels /
to have someone not accept/
your kindness off’ring.