The Answer To Morning Temptations: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Let the answer be:/
“NO!” It brought me nothing but/
messed up sheets and guilt.
OR

mussed sheets and sadness.

If The Prodigal Son Finds Nobody Home: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

How can I tell you/
of my joyous return when/
you already left?

OR
How can he tell her/
of his joyous return when/
she already left?

How can I tell of/
the joys that I’m feeling deep,/
when she said goodbye?

OR
How can I relate/
the joys that I’m feeling, when/
she already left?

I learned why I stay/
up late nights: Not to flirt, but/
to learn to be brave.
Or
… It’s not to flirt, but to learn brav’ry.

Her soul felt so much/
pain. We could have learned from it,/
but she stayed silent.

I like when we talk/
because our discussions help/
congeal truthful thoughts*.

OR
*thoughts of truth

Though writing’s painful,/
my musings should make you glad./
It shows we’re growing.

When she said goodbye,/
she said: “That was easy.” I’m/
sad it was for her.

It is such a strange/
role reversal: she’s wanting /
the game more than me.