She asked for him first./
She asked for him more. I’m just/
a fill in for him.
Tag Archives: ImproVerse haiku
Worshipping In Purple = SANCTUARY! – Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I wear purple to/
worship because I know Frank*/
won’t ever go there.
*Ed
Frank is the name of my daughter Camilla’s eating disorder. Read about him at millathenightbaker.blogspot.com. Some call him Ed. February is National Eating Disorder Awareness month: Wear purple!
Wearing Holy Socks: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Holy socks don’t make/
a holy man. I forgot/
to cut my toenails.
Admit The Hypocrite: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Of course I am a/
hypocrite. I don’t do what/
I should. But I try!
Purple Whine Stomp: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I wear purple and/
dream of the day I can stomp/
Frank’s* face and crush him.
*Ed
(“Frank” is the name of my daughter’s eating disorder. Others might call him “Ed” — as in: “Eating Disorder” )
Dad Wears Purple, Day 2 – GO SEAHAWKS! Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I wear purple for/
my girl and every other/
daughter I see sad.
Dad Wears Purple Against Eating Disorders: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku
I wear new purple/
because I love my girl who/
does not love herself.
Seeing Clearly: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
The scales fell from my/
eyes. I realized it’s not/
all about dating.
Can She Feel My Spirit? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
She can’t know of my/
spiritual intelligence/
when I’m a black hole.
How I Want To Be Loved: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku
I want to be loved/
for what I think I can be;/
how she believes me.