Surprise Valentine: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

My best Valentine/
came from a married woman/
who gave me closure.

Repentance Changes You: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Who thought i’d see when/
I became “The man standard”?/
Repentance does that.

Why take pictures of/
her in a gallery? I/
like capturing art.

He stares at the blank/
gallery wall. Only he/
sees the rocket ship.

To meet weight limits,/
sometimes compromises in/
fashion must be made.

She lays languishing,/
with her man far away and/
Herman by her side.

Relationship trust/
is built with time, together,/
tenacious trying.

I was worried my/
drool would tarnish her red shoes./
It wasn’t from crepes.

She tried to gauge my/
spiritual intelligence,/
but hers was messed up.

Maybe she didn’t/
want tamales, but to me/
they’re mu Bueno!