Be In Control Of Your Own OH! Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

She was in control/
of her own OH! She knew when/
to come, when to go.
OR
Be in control of/
your life’s own OH! Know when to/
come and when to go.

I Have Better Things To Do: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I stood in the marsh,/
heard a redwinged blackbird, and/
cut down my TV.
Or
… and/
watched much less TV.

My best Valentine/
came from a married woman/
who gave me closure.

Who thought i’d see when/
I became “The man standard”?/
Repentance does that.

Why take pictures of/
her in a gallery? I/
like capturing art.

He stares at the blank/
gallery wall. Only he/
sees the rocket ship.

To meet weight limits,/
sometimes compromises in/
fashion must be made.

She lays languishing,/
with her man far away and/
Herman by her side.

Relationship trust/
is built with time, together,/
tenacious trying.

I was worried my/
drool would tarnish her red shoes./
It wasn’t from crepes.