Of course she misses/
me. I’m the only guy who’ll/
treat her decently.
Tag Archives: ImproVerse haiku
Lady In Red: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Though she wore scarlet, /
she looked happy. I hope she/
learned and changed her path.
Chinese Fortune Cookie You Are: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
What’s the world coming/
to? Chinese fortune cookies/
contain Yoda quotes
Thanks For Noticing: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
It’s not smudged lipstick/
from a kiss. It’s angst-induced/
acne caused by her.
What Path Will She Stay On? Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku Lament
Will she join friends and/
be enlightened? Or sink more/
into debauch’ry?
She Was And Is Enough: Romantic ImproVerse Lament Haiku
She was enough. I/
just didn’t know it. Now she/
is for someone else.
With apologies
to MG
(V).
Safe Text – Riding UTA: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
I discovered a/
sure way to avoid texting/
while driving: Take trains!
OR
I learned a sure way/
to stop texting while driving: /
Take mass transit trains!
Where My Focus Is: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
When I am with her,
all other people but the
Savior disappear.
Be In Control Of Your Own OH! Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku
She was in control/
of her own OH! She knew when/
to come, when to go.
OR
Be in control of/
your life’s own OH! Know when to/
come and when to go.
I Have Better Things To Do: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I stood in the marsh,/
heard a redwinged blackbird, and/
cut down my TV.
Or
… and/
watched much less TV.