There Are Always Reasons: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

There can always be/
found reasons to do or not/
to do. Excuses.

It's Just Smoke And Mirrors: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku Lament

When they say: “I’m IN!”,/
don’t believe them until you/
meet them face to face.

The reason women/
are confusing is because/
they’re often confused.

A true princess room/
should be pink and frilly, laced/
with some green and gold.

I’d say she joined the/
Mile High (Muse) Club, but she hates/
those innuendos.

There was so much noise/
I couldn’t hear what I should/
Do for me. She could.

Get smiles and friendly/
nods. Wear a Cath’lic sweatshirt/
in Salt Lake’s airport.

The more I hear of/
other guys, the more glad I/
am of who I am.

The waiting room and/
His Priesthood are the same. It’s/
me who’s fin’lly changed.