I came to this strange/
conclusion: I should now stop/
buying underwear.
Tag Archives: ImproVerse haiku
When "Lift Where You Stand" Won't Work: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament
You can’t “Lift where you/
stand” if someone intrudes and/
does your work for you.
A Dying Phone Battery Means No Snuggling: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament
When my phone batt’ry/
dies, I can’t even snuggle/
next to your photo.
Super Busy Woman Advice: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I wonder if she /
remembers telling me to /
make my bed first thing.
High Train Window Kiss Smear: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
Her kiss smeared the train’s/
high window, but I couldnt/
return the favor.
F Wing Muse: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku
I’d oft walked F-Wing/
before but the Muse in the /
chair was never there.
OR
I’d oft walked F-Wing/
but the Muse in the chair was/
never there before.
Where's My Pencil? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
There are poems to write/
and photographs to take, but my/
phone battery died.
Missing Her Missing Him: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament
He missed her laughter,/
energy, spirit and more./
She just missed his thumb.
15-Year-Old Basketball Hoop = $50: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Some elbow grease and/
effort proved that my trash is/
another’s treasure.
James Brown Clothes: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
You should always buy/
your clothes based on how they make/
you feel. I feel good!
OR
You should always buy /
your clothes based on feeling like/
James Brown: I feel good!