Birthday Gifts To One Who Has Everything: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

It’s her birthday. All/
I want to gift her is my/
changed and reformed life.

He Wants You Back: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Fifteen men counseled/
with the Highest. Inspired, they/
said: “He wants you back.”

It’s been so long it /
doesn’t feel like it matters/
much. It does. A lot.

The one person I/
want to tell about something/
amazing won’t talk.

There are many who/
are wondering. The answer?/
Yes. I’m coming back.

Major changes are/
coming my way as I say:/
“I see” and “I see!”

If she has a bad/
eating problem, do I ask/
her to eat and pray?

Don’t bother to write/
or phone. I am going to/
my garden alone.

I finally learned/
my friend is right: Facebook life/
is not a real life.

What if I, at last,/
am ready and she, after/
this long wait, is not?