Haircuts Versus Eye Surgery: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

The hair will grow back./
The eyeglasses won’t. In life,/
we have to take risks.
Or
The eyeglasses won’t. The risks/
We take can vary.

Patched Eye Prescription Glasses Cover: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When your mom still wears/
old-style* sunglasses, you can/
cover everything!
OR
*groovy

When you get out of/
bed, it’s messy, so enjoy/
the comfort in it!

Life is like dancing./
Sometimes we need a partner/
to help keep the beat.

The art in that church/
wasn’t made with brush strokes, but/
with smiling faces.

I’ve learned that my heart/
is never heavy unless/
I’ve caused someone pain.

My mom spoke in church./
“Listen to more* music!” So/
we’re Bach to basics.
OR
“Listen to more good music”./

I thought perhaps my/
words could enfold and comfort/
her in her pained grief.

She may think that I/
am “enough,” but what if I/
don’t think I am yet?

I can stand and look/
at the old photos and be/
sports history, too.
Or
I’ll look at the old/
photos and be part of their/
sports history, too.