I Can't See, I Can't Write: Revolutinoary ImproVerse Haiku

When your vision is/
cloudy, does inspiration/
get shut down as well?

Obviously Not Enough: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

She wonders why she’s/
“Not enough”. Maybe it’s ’cause/
She is still married.

Happy, she leaned in/
to give me a kiss. Which way/
should I turn my head?

I finally did what/
she asked. It’s her turn to make/
me wait as she’ll change.

My stylist screamed “NOOOOOOOO!!”/
at my no-glasses photo./
She saw my buzz cut.

Did she expect me/
to be perfect when she met/
*me? How is that fun?
Or
*me? Where’s adventure?

People can talk in/
Temples. *They may whisper or/
speak. It’s all worship.
OR
…*They may whisper, speak,/
sing. All is worship.

The hair will grow back./
The eyeglasses won’t. In life,/
we have to take risks.
Or
The eyeglasses won’t. The risks/
We take can vary.

When your mom still wears/
old-style* sunglasses, you can/
cover everything!
OR
*groovy

When you get out of/
bed, it’s messy, so enjoy/
the comfort in it!