T-Shirt Vendor Performance Experience: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

He, rushed, didn’t have/
the whole experience he’d/
paid for. She, still, did.

La Jolla Cove T-Shirt Vendor Verse: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

Why should I rebel/
against another’s verse? It’s/
not competition.

Eternal rhythms/
of waves and wind reset my/
internal peaceful.

If folks don’t want to/
see me they won’t try to see/
me, so why should I?

I should stop telling/
others what to do — or not — /
and just live my life.

Every morning I/
tip my hat to the flag. Why/
not? We live awesome!

If you don’t ask, the/
answer’s always “No”. If you/
do, it still may be.

When you discover/
you could have been a better/
neighbor, you feel pain.

You always worry:/
“What if?”. Why not just quit and/
not have any life?

When you meet someone/
who exemplifies true Love,/
you better yourself.