A Deeper Meaning: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When I die, I’ll be/
proud to have “Do you like my/
Hat?” on my coffin.

Getting 58 Birthday Wishes: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

If you want people/
to wish you “Happy Birthday!”,/
just wear a cool hat.

Been rollin’ dirty/
For so long I don’t recall/
what drivin’ clean’s like.

On my birthday, it’s/
only appropriate to/
thank her for life’s gift.
Or

… love’s gift.

When you are on blood/
thinner, use caution. Don’t be/
hasty when shaving.

Why ask what I want/
to do if you’re just going/
to do something else*?
OR

to do what you want?

It was not hard to/
grow Swiss chard, so why did I/
delay the harvest?

AND

Unknown Culinary Delight
Who knew, as the chard/
grew, what boiling, olive oil,/
lime and herbs would do?

AND

I Could Yodel, It’s Sooooo GOOD!
Italian herbs and/
seasonings meet Swiss chard for/
a Alpine taste treat!

AND
She’d Never Had Before
At 84, she’d/
never had Swiss chard before./
But now, she wants more.

Shopping in SoCal/
swap meets lets you expand your/
t-shirt collection.

He, rushed, didn’t have/
the whole experience he’d/
paid for. She, still, did.

Why should I rebel/
against another’s verse? It’s/
not competition.