My motor blew up./
I’m upset. Then I recall:/
She lost her husband.
Tag Archives: ImproVerse haiku
Lost — One Blue Rapala: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Somewhere in my bed/
is a fishing lure. Don’t ask./
I’m from Wisconsin.
Me And Abe And Voting: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Me and Abe meet here/
each Election Day. He smiles/
as I cast my vote.
Stupid Phone Predictive Text: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament
Why doesn’t my phone’s/
predictive text get that “poems”/
aren’t “homes”, “pomes” or “palms”?
Returning To Him: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku
If you leave Him due/
to sin and not doctrine, the/
return’s easier.
Avoiding Apostasy: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
If I’m praying for/
His Prophet and Apostles,/
I won’t ever leave.
Why Are You Leaving? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I don’t understand/
how you can leave. Either you/
got answers … or not.
Or
I don’t understand/
how you can leave. Did you get/
an answer, or not?
Lost Word: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I’ve somehow misplaced/
my large print Scriptures. Without/
them I’m truly lost.
or
I’m lost and blind.
Matchless Mate: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
I came home with just/
one sock. I hope her mom or/
kids don’t find the mate.
Patterns: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
As the patterns of/
Witch hunts grew, nobody was/
proved to be guilty*.
*A witch
OR
As the pattern of/
witch hunts grew, no one accused/
was proven guilty.