Stable Cheesehead: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Everyone tells me:/
“You’re so stable” as I am/
wearing my Cheesehead.

Everyone tells me:/
“You’re so level-headed” as/
I wear my Cheesehead.

Where’s Your Focus? Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

You’re obsessed over/
folks you can do nothing for./
Take care of yourself.

She flees from the light./
She hates it when it is too bright/
So how can she see?

It’s just a clothes stack./
Some new. Some loved. Enough for/
a hero? I’ll hope.

I laughed that the prince/
sang to a glass slipper, but/
I totally would.

Tracks in the new snow/
make me think of school yard fun/
I had long ago.

The car with no back/
window wants to go somewhere/
where it doesn’t snow.

I want to write more/
poems but she’s late again and/
I’m cold and ticked off.

She said she’d get back/
to me the next day. It’s been/
a week. Lesson learned.

She is so Cali/
that she can’t even put a/
winter hat on right!
OR
She is such a So/
Cali girl, she puts winter/
hats on backwards… twice!