The Greatest Creative Gifts: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Our creative gifts/
may lift others to share theirs:/
That’s the greatest gift.

Stalled Christmas Spirit: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

The chance to help feel/
the Christmas spirit was stalled,/
but I passed on by.

Seeing Santa bring/
toys to good girls and boys can’t/
help but bring you joy.

Maybe the best way/
to get the Christmas spirit/
is to act like Christ.

When you follow the/
Lord’s promptings you may learn why/
you had to do it.

When your child tells you:/
“We are all losers!”, it’s time/
that you prove her wrong.

Giant red cedars./
Moss. Ferns. Rain. Gray skies. Traffic.
I don’t miss a thing.

You try to save cash,/
but sometimes you have to pay/
for mistakes you make.

Each time I take a/
shower so hot it burns my/
skin, I think of her.

I earnestly prayed,/
His answer was clear: “Ask her/
for blonde referrals.”