Smile At The Morning Sun: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

The morning sun smiled*/
warmly at me. What else could/
I do but smile back?
OR
*grinned

Cool Car Ornaments: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

Why would someone steal/
my car antenna? Of course!/
My Seahawks’ * feathers.

OR
*My Sounders’ feathers.

Just before sunrise,/
roosters crow and the sky turns/
blue. I’d not heard that.

If fines are imposed/
for uncovered loads, must I/
raise up my ragtop?

Going to the beach,/
I wasn’t expecting to/
find a water bed.

In my basement in/
Utah, streaming, tears, Sounders/
’til I die. Scarves Up!

When I’m quiet, I/
could be hurting, or maybe/
blissfully happy.

If I don’t write poems/
for her, that don’t mean nothin’/
‘ceptin’ that I’m tired.

After 50 years,/
I sang every song from The/
Sound of Music. Ja!
OR
After 50 years,/
I sing each Sound of Music/
song because I can!

What if my “Finding/
Forrester” only takes a /
look in the mirror?