Proud Cheesehead Wearer: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

It’s always more fun/
to wear my Cheesehead proudly/
after a great game.

Dreaming Constantly: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

Does she ever think/
of me constantly? Or am/
I simply dreaming?

I don’t need to get/
an answer. I just need to/
know that she heard me.

Heaven’s admission/
price is obedience. We/
don’t have to “get it”.

I like waving at/
the sun daily instead of/
just once a quarter.
Or
the sun once a day instead/
of once a quarter.

She was once intense/
in chasing me. Should I be/
that way t’wards her now?

Squeaky pencil guy/
joked on* poems but wrote faster/
than all the others.
OR
*laughed at

I used to be me/
for me. Now I’m me so more/
people can be them.

How do I tell the/
World that I’m sorry for my/
negativity?

It’s strange to think that/
you’re nice, kind and positive,/
but then learn: You’re not.