Learning By Experience: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

She would have enjoyed/
the experience more, but/
I needed to learn.

You Don’t Know Me Red Flags: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Why so quickly raise/
red flags before finding out/
what is really true?

If the reflection /
is right, you can move from the /
dance floor to the street.

Get major shrinkage/
camping: Increase the chance of/
peeing on yourself.

If your mother hides/
your emergency gear in/
deep storage, you’ll die.

Standing in the glow/
of the morning sun, I know: /
my life will soon change.

It’s sad to hope that/
women will prep you but then /
learn men will do it

Sunday morning I/
sleep in. Celebrate: HE is/
Risen, but I’ve not.

OR
Sunday morning I/
sleep in and witness: HE is/
Risen, but I’ve not.

It brings me great joy/
when kids in church yell: “Hey! You’re/
that poetry guy!”

It’s always more fun/
to wear my Cheesehead proudly/
after a great game.