Meeting A Kind Man: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I shook the hand of/
a polygamist today./
He is a kind man.

Ignoring Her: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

I’m ignoring her,/
of course. Otherwise it hurts/
too much to recall.

The problem with a /
bed-and-breakfast stay is that /
you want company.

When you’re a kid in/
a candy store, sometimes you/
have to take stuff back.

She who once played with/
me is now harsh on my play,/
But I deserve it.
OR

She who once played with/
me is now harsh on my play,/
But deservedly.

Isn’t it better/
to rise to meet someone than/
to fall for someone?

She said Creatives/
are difficult. I’m not one/
enough to know why.

My father is a/
good man. I am grateful that/
I came to his house.

My worthiness must/
not just be physical, but/
spiritual as well.

If you smell really/
pretty, the world will beat a/
path to your blossoms.