Hot springs rock stacking:/
Pile stones really quickly or/
your hands will get burned.
Tag Archives: ImproVerse haiku
Scenic Trail Rush: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Why do I rush on/
a scenic trail? Because I/
want to know I can.
Footloose Topless Dancing In Utah: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
How awesome is it/
to drive, topless dancing, near/
Lehi’s Roller Mills?!?
OR
It’s cool to drive and/
dance, Footloose and topless, near/
Lehi Roller Mills!
Don’t Call After 10 p.m.: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
He knows they should talk./
He’s afraid. She always had/
that late night effect.
Sitting In My Car In The Rain: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I should go in, but /
the greatest rock ‘n roll song/
ever is playing
I Thought I Was Being Private: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
It’s not ’til later,/
after you urinate by/
the lake, bug bites itch.
Or
When you have to pee/
late by the lake, mosquito/
bites show much later.
Wooing Ambivalence: Romantic ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku
It’s increasingly/
harder to woo women who/
are ambivalent.
Lakeside Evening Star Reflections: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
When you can see the/
evening star reflected in/
the lake, you feel peace.
Writing Matters: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
I have crushes on/
pretty women ’til they prove/
they lack English* skills.
OR
*writing
Mother’s Day Gift Fail: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
What a Mother’s Day/
gift! I made my mom worry/
about me … again.