“It Is Finished!”–A Shout Of Truiumph

“It is finished!” was/
not a sad quitter’s cry, but/
a shout of triumph.

Hot Springs Rock Stacking: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Hot springs rock stacking:/
Pile stones really quickly or/
your hands will get burned.

Why do I rush on/
a scenic trail? Because I/
want to know I can.

How awesome is it/
to drive, topless dancing, near/
Lehi’s Roller Mills?!?

It’s cool to drive and/
dance, Footloose and topless, near/
Lehi Roller Mills!

He knows they should talk./
He’s afraid. She always had/
that late night effect.

I should go in, but /
the greatest rock ‘n roll song/
ever is playing

It’s not ’til later,/
after you urinate by/
the lake, bug bites itch.

Or
When you have to pee/
late by the lake, mosquito/
bites show much later.

It’s increasingly/
harder to woo women who/
are ambivalent.

When you can see the/
evening star reflected in/
the lake, you feel peace.

I have crushes on/
pretty women ’til they prove/
they lack English* skills.

OR
*writing