Footloose Topless Dancing In Utah: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

How awesome is it/
to drive, topless dancing, near/
Lehi’s Roller Mills?!?

It’s cool to drive and/
dance, Footloose and topless, near/
Lehi Roller Mills!

Don’t Call After 10 p.m.: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

He knows they should talk./
He’s afraid. She always had/
that late night effect.

I should go in, but /
the greatest rock ‘n roll song/
ever is playing

It’s not ’til later,/
after you urinate by/
the lake, bug bites itch.

Or
When you have to pee/
late by the lake, mosquito/
bites show much later.

It’s increasingly/
harder to woo women who/
are ambivalent.

When you can see the/
evening star reflected in/
the lake, you feel peace.

I have crushes on/
pretty women ’til they prove/
they lack English* skills.

OR
*writing

What a Mother’s Day/
gift! I made my mom worry/
about me … again.

I shook the hand of/
a polygamist today./
He is a kind man.

I’m ignoring her,/
of course. Otherwise it hurts/
too much to recall.