Made Wisdom: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Wise is when you know/
there are things which could kill you,/
but you stay away.

Super Hero At Walmart: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Act fast! You can save/
a mom’s world one shopping cart/
(and child) at a time.

Traffic “experts” go/
through a two-sided buffet/
in just one line. Why?

When streets are empty,/
you go ahead! Make your own/
Warholian art.

I should be glad kids/
on the flight are laughing, but/
I am just annoyed.

When your dream girl is/
in the arms of another,/
it’s time to wake up.

If you camp with me,/
then dance with he, don’t expect/
reciprocity.
OR (at 8:05)

If you camp with me,/
then dance with he, don’t expect/
to continue “we”.

When you watch a wish/
walk away, don’t even say/
“Goodbye”. Turn and leave.

My own Star-Spangled/
Banner will wave longer than/
I have strength for it.

You may not think you/
recall Scout lessons, but your/
sharpened hatchet does.