Shopping Man Crying: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

What kind of man cries/
when clothes shopping? A man who’s/
been away too long.

Warm Clothes Surprise: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I don’t remember/
clothes being so warm, but at/
this point, I don’t care.

Or
I don’t recall my/
clothes being so warm. At this/
point, I do not care.

After ten years, they/
still fit. So does everything/
else, including me.

I saved them for now./
They are buried, but I will/
find them to use them.

On Flag Day I’m glad/
I can celebrate freedom/
of our religions.

Few things disturb the/
Spirit of a meeting more/
than loud flatulence.

He searched everywhere/
for her and her sparkle, but /
she just wasn’t there.

Carp slime and bird poop/
and sand in lake water still/
make me feel cleaner.

I don’t know what you/
are but you are beautiful./
I’m glad you flew by.

It’s peaceful when my/
footprints and shorebirds’ can mix/
alone on the beach.