Of Jessica #2: Revolutionary IMprov Napkin Haiku

The English major/
in me says: “Since when did you/
need our permission?”

Wisconsin Is Good Medicine: Revolutionary Napkin Haiku

My mother started/
to shrink at Stonehenge, but then/
moved to Wisconsin.

In honor of my/
child and her mom, I let the/
Harlem Shuffle play.
OR
In honor of my/
daughter, I didn’t turn off/
the Harlem Shuffle.

They minister to/
us, because we minister/
to them: A fair trade.

When the temple’s closed/
for cleaning, the feeling’s not/
the same. They aren’t there.

Long before I knew/
that she was Miss Anything,/
I wanted to ask.

OR
Long before I knew/
she was missing anything,/
I wanted to ask.

If everyone is/
singing and writing about/
pain, you’re not alone.

I am not too old/
to rock and roll. It’s sad that/
my children think so.

Arrhythmia: When/
you don’t want a girl who makes/
your heart skip a beat.

When the happy guy/
gets sick, he discovers that/
the world keeps spinning.

Or
the world keeps turning.