Getting A Sweet Message: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

She sent me a sweet/
message about topless rides/ Sweet message about riding with top down - Dec 2015
because she’s done it.

Singing Non-Operaticly: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

It’s dangerous to/
sing “Happy Birthday” to a/
world-class soprano.

You’re living well when/
you discover blues in the/
middle of corn fields.
TheHill_Blues_Dec2015

Saying you’re “kinda /
seeing someone” also means /
that you’re sorta not.

When you can have fun/
dancing, women say: “You’re worth/
breaking a sweat for.”

As my grandfather/
once said: If it doesn’t work,/
make sure it’s plugged in!

You’re right. I’m no fun/
anymore. Thanks for helping/
me see it. See ya!

Since you’re reading this,/
you should know I’m thankful that/
you are in my life.

You should be glad for/
the night before when you see/
you can’t anymore.

Got the chance to jump/
in the lake at sunset? Leap!/
Despite the skim ice!