We Can Answer Other’s Prayers: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Good people pray hard/
to help us through word and deed./
Let’s help them bless us.
— of President Eyring, weeping April 2 11:20 a.m.

Listening To Conference In Wisconsin: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

In Wisconsin woods,/
you can listen to prophets /
in flannel and jeans.

I do this, and I/
do that, just like her former/
guy. Sigh. Say goodbye.

It was to be a/
funny April Fool’s joke, but/
God was a day late.

I don’t know that I’d/
ever heard a lone goose call/
so frantic and sad.

Thinking of my death,/
I saw how much I know Him,/
how much I am known.

It’s not Christ’s beatings /
or Cross that sadden me, but/
the pains my sins caused.

On this Easter morn,/
though He is risen, I still/
don’t want to get up.

This will be a fun/
Easter, ‘cuz my dad thinks the/
Bunny forgot him.

How can a man who’s/
seen ten thousand lake sunsets/
claim they’re all the same?