When You Learn To Care With True Love: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

When you pray for folks/
who don’t care is when you learn/
Charity: True love.
OR
is when you learn/
how much you do care.

Going To The Land Of Ice And Snow, Home: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

If he returned in/
summer, not winter, would it/
be less cold up Nord?
OR
would their/
Nordfold be less grey?

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Common Pain? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

Does this happen to/
everyone? Cleaning out old/
wreckage, you break down.

Writing Never Gets Old — You Just Discover How Bad You Were: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Cleaning the garage/
on Throwback Thursdays might bring/
surprise messages*.
Or
*surprise history.

No Habla Espanol’, But God Knows Each One: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

His name was diez/
syllables long, yet I learned/
how to pronounce it.

Being Okay With Yourself: Revolutionary Plagiarized Haiku

God says: “I’m okay/
with you. Now you need to be/
okay with yourself.”

Only If There’s A Temple Trip Involved: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

Would it be a big/
mistake to invite her for/
a Philly cheesesteak?

Orderly Praying: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

It’s wonderful to/
hear your faithful home teacher/
truly pray to God.

Beacon Through The Clouds Of Life: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

Though the days may be/
dark and cloudy, there is still/
a beacon in life.
OR
Though the days may be/
dark and cloudy, there are still/
beacons in my life.