The Garage Needed Cleaning–Benefits: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Cool to find old school/
Jay “Bone” Buhner* shades and know/
you can still wear them.
OR
*baseball player

Skipping Sunday School — Rebels Without A Class: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Rebellious Mormon/
teens mess with the library’s/
copier Sundays.

When she’s with me but/
texting him, it hurts like it/
once did. Thank you NOT.

She knows that words are /
important to me. When I /
get none, that says much.

If I set up a/
deadline not met, am I strong/
enough to act right?

When I call or text/
and she won’t answer, am I/
like her other men?

There’s no rip in the/
outside fabric, but the cut/
underneath still hurts.
OR
still bleeds.

When you think it’s some/
of her world-class split-pea soup,/
but it’s refried beans.

She knew it would be/
a tough evening. She lent him/
no support. Bye bye.

She might leave the dime /
there, reminder of the time /
he showed how he cared.