Mowing Sneezing With No Emotions: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku AhChoo!

Mowing my backyard/
lawn for the last time, sneezing,/
not sentimental.
OR
I’ve no sentiment.

Tails And Tales Of Trails Not Traveled: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

She rode back in my /
life. Would she have Cowgirl’d up?/
Let me tug her hair?

My eyes are caked shut./
The only vision I have/
is what God shows me.

My poems aren’t meant to/
be passive aggressive, but/
to some they may be.

I love going to/
the temple and have workers/
excited I’m there.

I asked Him to help/
me help her. He lightened my/
burdens, made me strong.

When someone tells you/
your issues aren’t their concern,/
you should believe them.

I’ve seen Rembrandts and/
Warhols, but some true art can/
also be tasted.

He is a simple/
follower of Christ, and speaks/
the truth from knowing.

My friend is full of/
The Lord’s love. When he speaks of/
Him, I know He lives.