Facebook Friendless: Romantic IMprov Haiku

You trash me because/
I won’t be your Facebook friend?/
I thought I meant more.

She Was Lost In Wal-Mart: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

Walking the aisles/
of Wal-Mart, she vanished, and /
there was no roll-back.

Even amidst the/
rocks and waves of life, you can/
still find your white plume.

Waiting for photos/
Of nature’s glories, he hopes/
she avoids Ma Moose.

I’ve concluded that,/
in Nature, there are far more/
than 50 grey shades.

Church can ask a lot/
of me, but The Savior can/
never ask too much.

As I lay in dad’s/
hammock, I didn’t know I’d/
see Greek statue trees.

Could she ever think/
I’m confused about my path?/
I’m not a player?

When I advocate/
for service projects but then/
I don’t show up? Fail.

I’m not a playah./
Really. I’m too insecure./
I try to be nice.