Be Careful With Ma Nature: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Waiting for photos/
Of nature’s glories, he hopes/
she avoids Ma Moose.

Natural Grey Shades: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I’ve concluded that,/
in Nature, there are far more/
than 50 grey shades.

Church can ask a lot/
of me, but The Savior can/
never ask too much.

As I lay in dad’s/
hammock, I didn’t know I’d/
see Greek statue trees.

Could she ever think/
I’m confused about my path?/
I’m not a player?

When I advocate/
for service projects but then/
I don’t show up? Fail.

I’m not a playah./
Really. I’m too insecure./
I try to be nice.

It’s fantastic* when/
she says that, because of you,/
she can be herself.

*OR
*means so much
*moves to tears

When a woman says/
that you are a waste of her/
time, just believe her.

I found a necklace/
most will call irelephant./
She doesn’t think so.
OR
I found a necklace/
most would call irelephant./
I don’t think she will.