If you live in a/
land full of chiggers, it’s dumb/
to buy ankle socks.
Tag Archives: ImproVerse haiku
Meaningful Country Western – Haiku
I didn’t expect /
“Already I’m so lonely*”/
To have much meaning.
OR
*lonesome
Proud Mamma So What? – Haiku
Mamma may be proud, /
but that won’t guarantee her/
child’s love or respect.
Not A Good Mamma Joke — Haiku
She birthed, changed, fed, clothed,
taught and loved him. In his new/
life, he stood her up.
OR
She birthed, clothed, taught and
loved him. In his new life he
stood her up. Not cool.
Graduation Dinner With Others – Haiku Rant
A child with a good/
relation with his mom should/
never stand her up.
Cold Lake Sunset Warmth – Haiku
The sun going down
over the lake warms my soul
even when it’s cold.
Ruined Relationship By Dad – Haiku Lament
Behold, I’ve become
Daddi-o, destroyer of/
my relationships.
Finally Starting: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
When you’re trying to/
start, push in the clutch and brake./
Make sure you’ve got fuel.
OR
When you’re trying to /
start, push in the clutch, then make/
sure your gas tank’s full.
Who Needs A White Pickup Truck? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Who needs a pickup/
truck when you’ve got a couple
of convertibles?
Early Morning Listening Lesson: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Today I turned off/
the screaming guitar to hear/
morning birds instead.