It’s ironic how/
the song “Under Pressure” makes/
me feel much less so.
Tag Archives: ImproVerse haiku
I Appreciate My Job: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I thought I had a/
worthless job ’til I met a/
guy who swept a lot.
OR
I thought I had a/
meaningless job ’til I met/
a guy who swept lots.
Harley Butt Crack Lament: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Visible butt cracks/
on plumbers or Hog riders /
are not attractive.
How Much Is Much? Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
When I don’t hear from/
you much, it reminds me of/
how much I miss you.
Waving At A Flying V: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Having a ragtop
lets you wave at the geese V,
hoping they don’t bomb.
OR
With my ragtop down,/
I wave at the geese V and/
hope they don’t bomb me.