Always Hearing The Negative Voice: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Ugly cow, fat slob,/
worthless, pathetic bitch is/
what she always hears.

Did You Vote? : Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

If you voted, then/
complain all you want. If you/
didn’t, then shut up.

For the first morning/
in nearly 4 years I wake/
with almost no hope.

You told me to go/
away, although I didn’t/
want to. I’ll obey.

You told me to go/
away. Although I didn’t/
want to, I’ll obey.

By the dawn’s early/
light, I’ll exercise my right/
to vote in freedom.

I don’t understand/
friendships where you withdraw or/
hide when you’re strug’gling.

Illness is not a/
competition about who/
has the worst disease.

I think I want a/
girl who won’t change my clothes, my/
jokes, my joy-core me.

She was the only/
bubble I had to protect/
me from worldly junk.

She was the bubble/
I used to shelter me from/
worldly garbage. Pop!

Do I always say /
dumb things or do I just think/
I say stupid things?