She won’t call, so I/
can’t invite her to the ball/
I was going to.
Tag Archives: ImproVerse haiku
NCAA As God (Again): Revolutionary Rhyming ImproVerse Haiku
News item, Provo, Utah: The National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) has refused to allow Brigham Young University (BYU) to continue its long-standing tradition of offering a prayer before home events — including, in this case, a BYU Women’s Soccer tournament game at South Field on BYU’s campus — on the grounds that it is an “NCAA Tournament”. In a recent video of the BYU huddle before the first tournament game, one of the senior BYU players is heard to ask: “Wait! What about the prayer?”
NCAA! Let/
BYU’s Cougs pray! Who made/
you God anyway?
Missing Pinenuts Man: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Pinenuts guy on the/
side of the road! Where’d you go?/
I need to buy some!
Avoiding Pain: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku
How can I stay glad/
and positive when my girl/
hurts with such deep pain?
Mexican Snow Gang Irony: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
The irony of/
a Mexican gang shov’ling/
pure snow is not lost.
Yesterday Once More Tomorrow: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
For my daughter I/
wish it was “Yesterday Once/
More”, and tomorrow.
Other Comfortably Numb: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
“Comfortably Numb” is/
not just drug- or booze-induced./
Starving feels that way.
Always Hearing The Negative Voice: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Ugly cow, fat slob,/
worthless, pathetic bitch is/
what she always hears.