Language Barrier: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

It’s not that we’re not/
speaking the same language, but/
that we’re not talking.

How Mother’s Day Started: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Mother’s Day started/
as a world-wide petition,/
by mothers, for Peace.
Or
Mother’s Day started/
not by Hallmark, but mothers/
to establish peace.

I so often will/
substitute “she” for “you”, but/
she* knows who I mean.

*you know

Having not heard from/
you and then fin’lly hearing,/
I’m glad you’re not dead.

Now that I have left/
my tracks all over your phone,/
I just feel foolish.

How can I tell you/
I’m happy just being Dave/
when that is a lie?

As I suspected,/
leaving you a message left/
insufficient time.

Sometimes you just need/
to get out to discover/
you need to get out.

My brain’s gone into /
hyperdrive mode. I can’t stop/
thinking about *you.

*her.

I once stood at a/
fork in the road and You asked:/
“Y?”. Now it’s my turn.