Knowing how I feel,/
I can’t imagine what you’re/
going through. Let’s pray.
Tag Archives: ImproVerse haiku
Who Built This Cairn? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
When you find a cairn/
where you wanted to stack one,/
you ask: “Who built this?!?”
Missed Photo Too Slow: Revolutionary Rhyming ImproVerse Haiku
A lone pelican /
silhouetted against the /
sun. I was too slow.
Or
… I missed the shot.
OR
A lone pelican /
silhouettes against the sun’s/
set. I was too slow.
Falling Pants At The Dance: Revolutionary Rhyming ImproVerse Haiku
All I want is that/
my pants don’t fall off down to/
the floor when I dance.
When She Doesn’t Answer: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
I tried to call. No/
answer, so I went dancing/
by myself instead.
Paying Too Much Attention: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
Why do they say it’s/
dangerous for guys to act /
too interested?
Memories At A Dance: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
I couldn’t recall,/
but she remembered. I was/
her first kitchen dance.
Why Go Topless? Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
When I became the/
I-15 topless dancer,/
I made people smile.
OR
By becoming the/
I-15 topless dancer,/
I make people smile!
No Apology Necessary: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Why apologize /
for doing something that you /
promised you would do?
Barefoot Reflexology: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
If you lose weight, then/
walking barefoot becomes foot/
reflexology.
OR
If you lose weight, then/
walking barefoot on a rural/
roads won’t hurt as much.