Falling Pants At The Dance: Revolutionary Rhyming ImproVerse Haiku

All I want is that/
my pants don’t fall off down to/
the floor when I dance.

When She Doesn’t Answer: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

I tried to call. No/
answer, so I went dancing/
by myself instead.

Why do they say it’s/
dangerous for guys to act /
too interested?

I couldn’t recall,/
but she remembered. I was/
her first kitchen dance.

When I became the/
I-15 topless dancer,/
I made people smile.

OR
By becoming the/
I-15 topless dancer,/
I make people smile!

Why apologize /
for doing something that you /
promised you would do?

If you lose weight, then/
walking barefoot becomes foot/
reflexology.

OR
If you lose weight, then/
walking barefoot on a rural/
roads won’t hurt as much.

It will be a strange/
day when I am ready at/
last and she is not.
Or
Will she feel strange and/
odd when I’m at last ready,/
but she is not close?

It’s not that we’re not/
speaking the same language, but/
that we’re not talking.

Mother’s Day started/
as a world-wide petition,/
by mothers, for Peace.
Or
Mother’s Day started/
not by Hallmark, but mothers/
to establish peace.