I Did What You Asked: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

You tell me to leave/
you alone, so I do. I/
don’t know what to say.

OR
She tells him to leave/
her alone, so he does. So/
now, what should he say?

Snow on Mt. Timp: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

I froze in last night’s/
rain, but now I feel good. She/
has a new blanket.
OR
I froze in last night’s/
Rain, but now I’m ok. She/
has a new blanket.

When does it become/
time to unfriend your future/
ex daughter-in-law?

When you raid the fridge/
late nights, check labels to make/
sure it’s not prune juice.

We should learn that “Faith
in Every Footstep” doesn’t
just mean Pioneers.
OR

Children teach us: “Faith/
in Every Footstep” doesn’t/
just mean Pioneers.

Thinking of my girl/
singing “Since the day I left/
Milwaukee” brings tears.

In Pioneer Park,/
an old man plays pioneer/
music: Led Zeppelin.

Some day when I’m old/
and gray, I hope my kids will/
treat me that same way.

It was my parents’/
job to tell me *to change shirts,/
not some teenage girl’s.
Or
not one of my friend’s.
Or
*my shirts stunk.

Utah’s obsessed with/
zombies. Is it because of/
the Resurrection?