My 3 Soccer Scarves: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

I wear* three soccer/
scarves, but just one holds my heart./
Sounders ’til I die!

*raise
*hoist

Still: Romantic Improv Haiku

I breathe peaks’ rare air;/
eat anti-oxidants. She/
takes my breath away.

You tell me to leave/
you alone, so I do. I/
don’t know what to say.

OR
She tells him to leave/
her alone, so he does. So/
now, what should he say?

I froze in last night’s/
rain, but now I feel good. She/
has a new blanket.
OR
I froze in last night’s/
Rain, but now I’m ok. She/
has a new blanket.

When does it become/
time to unfriend your future/
ex daughter-in-law?

When you raid the fridge/
late nights, check labels to make/
sure it’s not prune juice.

We should learn that “Faith
in Every Footstep” doesn’t
just mean Pioneers.
OR

Children teach us: “Faith/
in Every Footstep” doesn’t/
just mean Pioneers.

Thinking of my girl/
singing “Since the day I left/
Milwaukee” brings tears.

In Pioneer Park,/
an old man plays pioneer/
music: Led Zeppelin.

Some day when I’m old/
and gray, I hope my kids will/
treat me that same way.