From Hell To The Temple: Haiku

On a hotter than/
hell day, the Lord’s Temple is/
a good place to go.

OR
On a day that is/
hotter than hell, you can cool/
down in the Lord’s House.

Compression Socks Cardio: ImproVerse Haiku

Compression socks are/

made for cardio workouts/

as you take them off.

She’s so deep in her/
Nirvana I hate to wake /
her. I must get up.

Its true: I don’t write/
my deep feelings for her. They’re/
too mushy and sweet.

I might not have time/
to take a picture, but I/
can still wave “Thank you!”

It is time that I/
get up and do all the things /
He’s telling me to.

When you doubt yourself,/
you think you’re not loveable./
What if she doesn’t?

I sit fat on a /
white wrought-iron bench with a big/
bulged Buddha belly.

I sit with my big/
Buddha belly, and feel the/
chiggers eat my legs.

When you feel you must/
write and it hangs over your/
head, joy may vanish.

The music which flows/
from her soul knows* what her mind/
can’t articulate.

OR
*shows