My Daughter’s Pain Growth: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

I hear my girl’s pain./
I caused it. I hope she can/
heal, forgive, reach, grow.

Can They Make Up Their Minds? Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

Folks told me I was/
scared. Now I’m brave, and they say/
I’m being stupid.

He often thinks that,/
if love’s a religion, she’s/
a true disciple.

If whiners must move/
gray statues from national/
parks, I’ve land nearby.

If you have* scapegoats,/
you can abdicate what you’re /
responsible for.
OR
*When you use scapegoats,

Remember that time/
God held a solar eclipse/
And no one showed up?

It’s perplexing when/
you know you should say “Goodbye!”/
but don’t know how to.

From Butt Hut’s Q joynt
deep in Gawguh, yo’ daddy
Sez “Daym boy, I’m proud!”

Dig holes. Plant trees. Will/
they grow? Wait and see. It’s a/
good allegory.

Big change is comin’.
Big changes comin’ real soon?
I can’t tell fo sho.