What To Do On A Snowy Conference Weekend? Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

“What will you do on /
this snow day?” “Stay in, listen/
to a Prophet’s voice.”

Kann Ich Auf Deutsch Romantisch Sein? Romantik IMprov Haiku

Die tiefe Frage/
ist, ob man wirklich auf Deutsch/
Romantisch sein kann.

I think some women/
take selfies to remind men/
what beauty looks like.

He wished he could speak/
whispers to her and turn her/
enough to join him.

She thinks I am in/
the Matrix, but everything/
I’m seeing is real.

I want to write poems/
to her whom I danced with, but/
she’s knee-deep elsewhere

She wants poems from me/
but she’s in love with him. What’s/
wrong with this picture?

She knows she wants to /
drive with that top down guy with/
sunsets in his eyes.

It’s as though her smile/
ignites his poet’s mind, then/
lights his fingertips.

[Smiles used with permission]

Her butter burger
with cheddar
better
be mo’ betta
than the fajita
that I’ll eat-a.