Pressure-Filled Pressuring: Romantic IMprov Rhymning Haiku

I’m not going to/
put pressure on you about/
not feeling pressure.

What I Had For Lunch: Romantic IMprov Haiku

Because I forgot/
lunch, I shall feast only on/
your words and be filled.

Touch me on my green/
IM spot and I shall be /
happy all day long.

There was a moment/
when I was supposed to wait./
I didn’t, okay?

As I gazed at her/
new hairstyle, tan, smile, style, look, /
my heart lept with joy!

Everyone has the/
soul of a poet. Just look/
for and accept it.

Why do I seem good/
at “getting on with life”? I /
don’t know I have to.

Though you and me may/
disagree, we should be glad/
we have voices free.

Even nuts withdraw/
back into their shells if they’re/
left alone too long.

Sometimes my complete/
honesty is tres’ scary./
Your forgiveness lifts.