I wonder what it/
would feel like to have someone/
like you crush on me?
Tag Archives: IMprov haiku
Crushin’ On Your Deep Genius: Romantic IMprov Haiku
If I text you that/
I have a crush on your deep [OR hot]/
genius, does that work?
Not Under Pressure: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
It’s ironic how/
the song “Under Pressure” makes/
me feel much less so.
I Appreciate My Job: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I thought I had a/
worthless job ’til I met a/
guy who swept a lot.
OR
I thought I had a/
meaningless job ’til I met/
a guy who swept lots.
Harley Butt Crack Lament: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Visible butt cracks/
on plumbers or Hog riders /
are not attractive.
Utah Zombie Apocalypse Billboards: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Why does Utah have/
more zombie apocalypse/
billboards than elsewhere?
No Room For Doubt: Romantic IMprov Haiku
She won’t believe ’til/
I wrap her up so much there’s/
no other options.
How Much Is Much? Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
When I don’t hear from/
you much, it reminds me of/
how much I miss you.
Everything I Do I’m Certain: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku And Limerick
Each weird thing I do,/
ev’ry strange event, I’m sure/
you’ll always like them.
PLUS
I can’t help but think about you
with almost every weird thing I do.
You may pretend not to care
or even want to be there,
but I dig how your enthusiasm’s true.
Never Too Old To Play: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
I played ultimate/
Frisbee today and snagged a/
touchdown pass. Don’t faint.