Being Ashamed: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

People who should be/
ashamed are folks who are bad,/
not those who try hard.

Writing Cool Cyrillic Poetry: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

I wish I could write /
poetry that looks as cool/
as Без названия does.

I’m not too sedate/
to watch the debate. It’s late./
And I’m just too tired.

I’m just too dang tired.

A cheerleader dream
Came true decades later and
Helped me find myself.

The dream of a young
cheerleader came true decades
later and changed me.

When we’re stressed out we/
stress out people we are with./
Can’t we all chill out?

When you know what’s right/
you have to do it despite/
bad consequences.

It’s hard, but I can
accept Packers fans not born
in the Dairy State.

Please be gentle and/
kind with me this morning. I’m /
in the throes of pain.

Only a parent/
can know the hurt of failing/
when trying to help.

Only parents get/
the pain of failing when they/
try to help their kids.

Even in defeat,/
there is respect and glory./
The refs blew the call.

OR
there is greatness and glory./
OR
there is respect and greatness.