Grabbing Unique Experiences: Romantic IMprov Haiku

You asked for unique/
experiences. I’ve laid/
them out. Grab them now.

Turn On Your Headlights, Utah! Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Driving with your lights/
off during dark daytime storms/
doesn’t save power.

Snow on the mountains/
fell really early this year./
Skiers are happy!

The waiting I end /
up hating most is one I/
can do nichts about.

Ev’ryone should have/
the chance to spend their birthday/
alone at least once.

Sometimes all you can/
do is wait, pray, hope, have faith,/
and do all you can.

A man wants to woo /
a woman with strength, not by /
milking* her pity.

*originally “gaining”

The first frost has hit./
This year’s garden is finished./
She won’t need me now.

Once you’ve broken trust,/
forget about earning it/
back. It is too hard.

Or
It’s too scary

Or
Once you’ve broken trust,/
don’t think you can just win it
back. It’s too scary.

There is something wrong/
with a homeless man texting/
to find his next meal.